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kentmcfuller:

do not fix your dark circles let the world know youre tired of its shit and ready to kill a man

kingofcreppyisland:

Bae: Come over I’m horny ;)

Me: I can’t I’m murdering two teeange lovers in a clown suit

Bae: My parents are out

Me:

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strangeparkings:

strangeparking:

What anon messages should look like on halloween:

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remember the time staff reblogged one of our posts and then blasted our blog into the depths of hell? we do. thanks guys!

Anonymous: This may seem like a really odd question, but what was it like losing your virginity to each other?

strangeparkings:

Like getting the right key in the keyhole on the first try idk

spoken-not-written:

the next time you think you’re lonely, just remember you have about 25 billion white blood cells in your body protecting your sorry little ass with their life. you have 25 billion friends who would die for you. no need for tears.